Man: Here's my autobiographical book: Give me money. And here's the sequel: Give me more money!
Doctor: I say a word and you say the first thing it pops into your head. Let's begin: airplane. Little Dog: Ball. Big Dog: Food. Doctor: Woman. Little Dog: Ball. Big Dog: Food. Doctor: Grass. Little Dog: Ball. Big Dog: Food. Doctor: This isn't working.. Little Dog: Ball. Big Dog: Food.
Phone Robot: Please deposit 25 cents. Little Dog: What? Phone Robot: Please deposit 25 cents. Little Dog: Ok. Do you have a quarter? Big Dog: Nope. Little Dog: Do I have a quarter? Big Dog: Nope.
Little Dog: Oh! That's nothing! I once slept for 8 days! And wake up at 8! And then I went back to sleep for another 8 days. I'm not kidding. It happened!
Little Dog's Devil: Turn him in! You gotta get ten-thousand dollars! Little Dog's Angel: Yes. Turn him in. You must get ten-thousand dollars.
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