(The older brother and the older sister from a Brady Bunch-like family are having a discussion)
Older Girl: The fork goes on the left, like this (puts the fork on the left side of the plate).
Older Boy: Uh-uh, the right (puts the fork on the right side).
Older Girl: Left!
Older Boy: Right!
Older Girl: Left!!
Older Boy: Right!!
Older Girl: Left!!! Ouch!!! (with the fork in her head) Mom!! Greg (the older boy) isn't setting the table right!!
Mom: Now Greg!
Older Boy I'm sorry mom.
Mom: That's better, now what did you learn?
Older Boy: I learn that I'm really sorry, and that I love Martha (the older girl) more than anyone else in the whole world.
Mom: Good! Now you kids kiss and make up (the brother and sister start to make out).