Little Dog: We're never gonna stop! Big Dog: Yes we are! Little Dog: No we're not! Big Dog: Yes we are! Little Dog: No we're not! Big Dog: Yes we are! Little Dog: No we're not!
Little Dog: Look at me! I'm a pile of garbage! Yeah! Garbage here! Garbage there... garbage on me! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
(debating who should get the toilet seat) Little Dog: I found it! Big Dog: I turned over the trash can. Little Dog: I lead us down the street! Big Dog: I woke up this morning Little Dog: I'm littler then you!. Big Dog: I used to be little. Little Dog: I have an itch on my back! Big Dog: I have a flea in my ear. Little Dog: I saw an airplane! Big Dog: I could eat an airplane.
(The dogs decide to divide the trash evenly between the two) Little Dog: I get this piece of paper, and you get this piece of paper. And I get this broken cup, and you get these coffee grounds. And I get this toilet seat. Big Dog: I want the toilet seat. Little Dog: I want the toilet seat! Big Dog: I want the toilet seat. Little Dog: I want the toilet seat! Big Dog: I want the toilet seat. Little Dog: But I.... wait a minute (thinks to himself)... I want the toilet seat! Big Dog: I want the toilet seat.
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