(Penhall & Hanson are watching the AWOL soldier mug for a camera) Penhall: He should've had a little more patience - they woulda let him outta the Army on a Section 8. Hanson: What's that? Penhall: That's the thing that Klinger was always trying to get... Hanson: Oh!
Judy (to an obscene phone caller): That's disgusting. Ioki (to Blowfish): Obscene phone call? Blowfish: Booker calling in sick.
Hanson: God bless my microwave.
Penhall (chasing Weaver through a forest): Come on, it's up to Dudley Do-right now. Hanson: We're trained police officers. We should be able to function in any situation. Penhall: That's right, that's right. The first thing we gotta do is call for back-up, right? Next, we get a little crowd control going. Alright you little woodland creatures, back up. Nothing to see here. Penhall: Knock it off.
Hanson (chanting a cadence): I don't know but I've been told... Penhall & Weaver (repeating): He don't know but he's been told... Hanson: Eskimo p... Penhall (after hitting Hanson to stop him): Hey, hey, don't do that one. Weaver: Sound off! Hanson & Penhall: One, two. Weaver: Sound off! Hanson & Penhall: Three, four. Weaver: Sound off! Hanson, Penhall & Weaver: One, two, three, four, one, two, three, four!
Penhall: Police and army - they're kinda similar. Weaver: No, you guys are trained to save lives. Soldiers are trained to take them.
Doug That's the thing Klinger was always trying to get...
This is a reference to the TV series M*A*S*H and one of its characters.
S 5 : Ep 22
Aired 4/27/91 (44:53)
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Aired 4/20/91 (44:00)
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Aired 4/6/91 (45:00)
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