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Frank MacMillan: "A new study says women who do not get enough sleep may run a greater risk of dying. Although the finding is significant, scientists are urging women not to lose sleep over it, because then they'll die."
Sydney Debizzinchik: "Scientists now say they believe male birds cheat on their partners to avoid inbreeding in the species. Meanwhile, female birds have their own theory as to why male birds cheat - because they're bastards!"