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    torque4015

    [21]Jul 22, 2006
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    Tony "Michelle I'm divorceing you to get back togther with Nina".

     Jack "I'm leaveing CTU to open a dance studio".

    Chole "I'm really not that good at my job I just fake it".

      

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    bauerfan424

    [22]Jul 22, 2006
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    These are great!

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    KidMizzle

    [23]Jul 23, 2006
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    Logan: When is Keeler coming back?
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    generalbrent

    [24]Jul 24, 2006
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    Logan: Vote to re-elect me because I am a decision maker!
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    Ram_1

    [25]Jul 24, 2006
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    bauerfan424 wrote:
    Chloe: I used to be a stripper


    HunkyMandrake wrote:
    Audrey: We have a crisis. My hair has lost its bounce it had an hour ago.


    Hahahaha...those 2 are my fav and that one about Curtis to.

    Curtis: But i dont want to lead the strike team..why cant i be a ctu analyst.

    Kim: I can look after myself and dont need any help.
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    meleeunbeatable

    [26]Jul 24, 2006
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    Richard Heller: I like women.
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    KidMizzle

    [27]Jul 24, 2006
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    Bill Buchanan: Huh, I went from dating Michelle Dessler to Karen Hayes. Well, I'll worry about that later 'cuz I want some!
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    bauerfan424

    [28]Jul 24, 2006
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    Jack: Hey, did anyone watch Gilmore Girls last night?

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    24twenty-four

    [29]Jul 24, 2006
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    (To borrow a line from Homer Simpson) Jack to Nina, Henderson, and Logan: "Lets all go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes"
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    titansmlb102

    [30]Jul 24, 2006
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    Jack: Please marry me.

    Jack2: Urge to kill......RISINGGG......

    Chappelle: Do these leather pants make my butt look big?

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    WhoIzAchay

    [31]Jul 24, 2006
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    Jack: I think I'll let him live.(lol)

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    WhoIzAchay

    [32]Jul 24, 2006
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    Tony: Jack I Really can't stand you.
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    Psychotron7x2

    [33]Jul 24, 2006
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    generalbrent wrote:
    Logan: Vote to re-elect me because I am a decision maker!

    Nice one.

    Jack: DARN IT!

    or

    Jack: Oh boy, I just got into work and the **** has hit the fan. Ok guys, I'm gonna take a personal day and head on out of here. I'll be back in 24 hours and hopefully by then everything will be rapped up. Good luck, I'm rooting for you guys. Bauer out.

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    bauerfan424

    [34]Jul 24, 2006
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    Jack: "I'm heading to St. Barths for the week....can someone take over for me"

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    torque4015

    [35]Jul 24, 2006
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    Jack "Tell me where the bomb is pretty please with sugar on top".

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    cs88

    [36]Jul 24, 2006
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    Psychotron7x2 wrote:

    generalbrent wrote:
    Logan: Vote to re-elect me because I am a decision maker!

    Nice one.

    Jack: DARN IT!



    Jack: Son of a byotch
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    torque4015

    [37]Jul 25, 2006
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    Jack " I wonder if Second wave is hiring".
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    titansmlb102

    [38]Jul 25, 2006
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    EDIT FRO MY LAST POST:

    JAck-Do these jeans make my butt look big?

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    FolloDaButrflys

    [39]Jul 25, 2006
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    Jack:  I'm taking everyone out for Chineese food!!!
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    blueMnM415

    [40]Jul 25, 2006
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    Jack: Now, lets calm down and use our words to settle the dispute!!

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