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    torque4015

    [521]Dec 28, 2009
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    Rene "So Jack killed anyone today?".
    Jack "Day ain't over Yet".
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    Jack "I was thinking that there's to much vioence and haterd for just of one person so I'm opening the Jack Bauer school for ruthless killer's".
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    KingofIPirates

    [522]Jan 3, 2010
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    Jack: I told you homeboy.. you can't touch this.
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    Saiyans91

    [523]Jan 3, 2010
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    Jack: Sometimes....I feel im on a tv show watched by millions of people. *shudders*
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    KingofIPirates

    [524]Jan 4, 2010
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    Jack: I'm sorry guys I'm just getting sick and tired of this script.
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    generalbrent

    [525]Jan 5, 2010
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    KingofIPirates wrote:
    Jack: I'm sorry guys I'm just getting sick and tired of this script.

    Thats pretty funny.

    Jack and Renee are chasing after Dubaku in their SUV
    Renee: Jack, what are you doing? They're getting away!
    Jack: I need to listen to America's Hot 40 with Ryan Seacrest.

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    torque4015

    [526]Jan 5, 2010
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    Rene walks in on a bulletridden corpse

    Rene "What did he do Jack"
    Jack "He said that Mirrors was a terrible movie".
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    Rene on the phone "Jack were having A terroist crisis where are you".
    Jack "I'm waiting in line for tickets to Diseny On Ice".
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    Saiyans91

    [527]Jan 6, 2010
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    [QUOTE="torque4015"]Rene walks in on a bulletridden corpse

    Rene "What did he do Jack"
    Jack "He said that Mirrors was a terrible movie".
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    ROFL this is a good one! (Although it was prett bad *shifty eyes*)
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    torque4015

    [528]Jan 11, 2010
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    Jack "I was thinking that I'm going retire from killing terroist's and blowing things up instead I'm going to Join Riverdance".
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    jackfloyd1973

    [529]Jan 12, 2010
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    jack: hey chloe, i just pissed on the chinese consulate wall.

    chloe: what was i supose to program again? wow, i'm so frakin' high.

    chloe: jack is the reincarnation of genghis khan and king arthur

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    torque4015

    [530]Jan 12, 2010
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    jackfloyd1973 wrote:

    jack: hey chloe, i just pissed on the chinese consulate wall.

    chloe: what was i supose to program again? wow, i'm so frakin' high.

    chloe: jack is the reincarnation of genghis khan and king arthur


    LMAO
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    KingofIPirates

    [533]Jan 13, 2010
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    Jack: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO!! WHEN BAUERMANIA RUNS WILD ALL OVER YOUUUU!!!
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    torque4015

    [534]Feb 1, 2011
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    It's been over a year time to bring back this thread.


    Jack "Is it me or do people think that I'm to violent".

    Edited on 02/01/2011 8:47pm
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    torque4015

    [535]Feb 1, 2011
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    Jack "I was in my yard and A saw this robin just siting on fence post it was so beatiful it broke my heart to blow it's head off.
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    torque4015

    [536]Feb 3, 2011
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    Jack "I was thinking that today I would kill only chipmunk's".
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    torque4015

    [537]Feb 4, 2011
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    Marwan "You know when I was a kid I didn't want to be a terroist I just kind of fell into it".
    Dr. "What did want to be".
    Marwan "I wanted to be a florist".
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    KingofIPirates

    [538]Feb 23, 2011
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    Jack: It's over 9000!!!!
    Edited on 02/23/2011 6:12pm
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    torque4015

    [539]Mar 21, 2011
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    Chloe "Tell you want why don't you reboot the computer I'm going watch the view and paint by finger nail's".
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    Nickylucas

    [540]Jul 19, 2011
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    Jack: I didn't try to kill Chuck Norris.

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