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    torque4015

    [61]Jul 29, 2006
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    Jack "I wonder why nobody invite's me to there for dinner".

    David Palmer "Anyone see the guy from the insurence commerical's he look's so Familiar".

    Edited on 07/29/2006 6:14pm
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    eel01

    [62]Jul 29, 2006
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    Jack - People for the ethical treatment of animals!!!


    Jack -  I need to go to the bathroom/eat food/go to sleep

    Jack - Make love! not war!


    Edited on 07/29/2006 7:45pm
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    ramizq1

    [63]Jul 29, 2006
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    SEASON 6 EPISODE 1 IS AIRING

    (Jack comes on screen)

    Jack: Guess who's back
    Back again
    Jack-iss' back
    Tell a friend
    Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back..........
    *pause*
    Now this looks like a job for me
    So everybody, just follow me
    Cause we need a little, controversy
    Cause it feels so empty, without me.

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    Ting13

    [64]Jul 30, 2006
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    KidMizzle wrote:
    Jack: Dammit Henderson, tell me what you know now, so I can get home in time for American Idol!!

    Lol that one was great!

    Kim: I did not get kidnapped once today!

    Chloe: The screen tells me to press the "any" key! I can't find the "any" key!!!

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    torque4015

    [65]Jul 30, 2006
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    Jack "They got the idea for American Dad from me talking in my sleep". 

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    KidMizzle

    [66]Aug 1, 2006
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    Navi Araz: Behrooz, you are attending the prom tonight, correct.
    Behrooz: Yes, dad. But I'm going alone 'cause you killed Debbie.
    Navi: Forget Debbie, here's a camera take photos 'cause we're blowing it up tomorrow. You seem to keep thinking you have a life, you don't!! That school is going up in flames!!
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    torque4015

    [67]Aug 1, 2006
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    Marwan down in hell

    Satan "What are you doing here ?".

    Marwan "I'm here to kill you and terroize your home".

    Satan "I can stop you"

    Marwan "How".

    Satan "I got Jack Bauer on speed dial".

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    selinakyle9

    [68]Aug 1, 2006
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    KidMizzle wrote:
    Tony Almedia: Michelle, get over here and shave my patch off, it's shedding into my Cubs mug and it's really starting to tick me off!

    LMFAO!

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    selinakyle9

    [69]Aug 1, 2006
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    Nina Myers: "Hmm, first I hopped in the sack with Jack, then Tony. Eh, I'm off men forever now."
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    torque4015

    [70]Aug 1, 2006
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    Jack "Let's all join hand's on sing".

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    Pierce

    [71]Aug 2, 2006
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    Jack Bauer:  Listen up team!  We are in the middle of a crisis.  The terrorsists, whom we have yet to identify, have gained possesion of an explosive nuclear device and plan to detonate it in exactly............ 25 HOURS.
    Edited on 08/02/2006 8:47pm
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    torque4015

    [72]Aug 3, 2006
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    Graham "Damn this head set make's my ear hurt".

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    scqb1984

    [73]Aug 3, 2006
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    Jack: I'm the original flava-flave!

    Mandy: As lucrative as killing people is, I've still yet to find the perfect moisturizer.

    Sayed Ali: I've got two questions for you. One. Which way is Mecca? Two. Can you take these handcuffs off?

    Michelle: Are you plagued by marital woes such as gunshot wounds? Find that you or your spouse are often used as leverage against the other? Do you sometimes feel that 24 hours in your marriage lasts months? We can help. 1-800-CTU-HELP.

    Chloe: Tonight, I'm getting freaky with a box of Triscuits.

    Bill: it took 18 months for me to go completely grey, and 18 minutes for Jack to start pissing me off. I hope that it's just a coincidence.

    Mike: All Federal Agencies need to begin procedures for the celebration of Wayne Palmer's birthday. This year's theme? Terror Alert - Scrumptious.

    Edgar: No Fat Chicks.

    Teri: Does anyone even remember who I am?

    Kim: If my dad were a Roller coaster, I'd be the one stuck riding it for 24 hours. With no seatbelts.

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    torque4015

    [74]Aug 3, 2006
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    scqb1984 wrote:


    Michelle: Are you plagued by marital woes such as gunshot wounds? Find that you or your spouse are often used as leverage against the other? Do you sometimes feel that 24 hours in your marriage lasts months? We can help. 1-800-CTU-HELP.

    Now that's Funny  

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    meleeunbeatable

    [75]Aug 4, 2006
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    Marwan: I don't have an escape plan ready this time.
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    Psychotron7x2

    [76]Aug 4, 2006
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    Pierce wrote:
    Jack Bauer:  Listen up team!  We are in the middle of a crisis.  The terrorsists, whom we have yet to identify, have gained possesion of an explosive nuclear device and plan to detonate it in exactly............ 25 HOURS.

    Dude, thats awesome.

    Jack: Ok everyone. It's 5 minutes to the hour which means the cliffhanger is coming. Everyone get under their desk and prey.

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    scqb1984

    [77]Aug 4, 2006
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    Psychotron7x2 wrote:

    Pierce wrote:
    Jack Bauer: Listen up team! We are in the middle of a crisis. The terrorsists, whom we have yet to identify, have gained possesion of an explosive nuclear device and plan to detonate it in exactly............ 25 HOURS.

    Dude, thats awesome.

    Jack: Ok everyone. It's 5 minutes to the hour which means the cliffhanger is coming. Everyone get under their desk and prey.



    LOL
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    ramizq1

    [78]Aug 5, 2006
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    Psychotron7x2 wrote:

    Jack: Ok everyone. It's 5 minutes to the hour which means the cliffhanger is coming. Everyone get under their desk and prey.



    XD! Thats the best one I've read so far.
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    keith22

    [79]Aug 5, 2006
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    i cant get it
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    torque4015

    [80]Aug 5, 2006
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    Jack "I'm like this because I have a monster toothache".
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