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Things A Character Would Never Say

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    DonCorleone99

    [81]Aug 5, 2006
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    Jack: Someone hold me.

    Chloe: Ms. Driscoll, I just wanted to tell you how much I admire you.

    Navi Araz: I love you, Behrooz.

    Behrooz: I love you too, dad.

    Teri Bauer: Don't worry, we don't need directions, I know exactly where we are.

    Marwan: Unfortunately, we can't escape the perimiter this time, our luck's run out after the seventeenth time. They're going to catch us and shoot down the missile before it hits Los Angeles. Our plan has failed. Ah well. But I have good news! I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

    David Palmer: I love my wife so much, at night we get together and cuddle on the couch while we watch American Idol.

    Tony: Hey mom, I'm on TV!

    Edgar: I'm sorry, I can't, I'm on a diet.

    Edited on 08/05/2006 8:41pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    torque4015

    [82]Aug 5, 2006
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    DonCorleone99 wrote:

    Marwan: Unfortunately, we can't escape the perimiter this time, our luck's run out after the seventeenth time. They're going to catch us and shoot down the missile before it hits Los Angeles. Our plan has failed. Ah well. But I have good news! I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

    LOL 

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    Ram_1

    [83]Aug 6, 2006
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    Curtis: Freeze mofo, or ima pop a cap in yo ass!

    Curtis(singin): I'ma a soul man..dada duh dada duh

    Sherry: My bodies too bootylicious for ya Dave
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    eel01

    [84]Aug 6, 2006
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    Ram_1 wrote:
    Curtis: Freeze mofo, or ima pop a cap in yo ass!



    LOL! NICE!
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    torque4015

    [85]Aug 8, 2006
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    Jack "It's not a damn purse it's a man's bag there's a difference".
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    eeks015

    [86]Aug 8, 2006
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    jack: does anyone wanna come and pick some flowers with me?
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    torque4015

    [87]Aug 12, 2006
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    Jack  "I leaveing CTU to become an Ice dancer".

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    24twenty-four

    [88]Aug 13, 2006
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    torque4015 wrote:

    Jack  "I leaveing CTU to become an Ice dancer".

    Jack: I would like to stop tomorrow's terrorist plot but I have tryouts for American Idol.

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    torque4015

    [89]Aug 14, 2006
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     Jack "Have you noticed that Karen has a nice Rack".

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    mx282

    [90]Aug 14, 2006
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    Lynn McGill (in Samwise Gamgee accent): 'Ello Mister Bauer. How'd'you fancy a good jog 'round the buildin'?... Nothin' like a breath of fresh air in the mornin'.
    Jack: Excuse me?
    Lynn McGill: I betchu 'aven't 'ad any air in quite a while, with your errands to run and always servin' your country, if you know what I mean (winks at Jack).
    Jack: ...
    Edited on 08/14/2006 6:43pm
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    historybuff5

    [91]Aug 14, 2006
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    Marwan: Meep Meep

    Keeler: Oh I just love plane rides

    Logan: Authority and decision making come so easily to me.
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    baho007

    [92]Aug 14, 2006
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    Logan: Where's that damn Viagra bottle?
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    schlacko

    [93]Aug 14, 2006
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    Lynn McGill: I have intel on the mastermind behind today's terrorist activities; his name is Link, hes from Encino, and his right hand man is named Stoney.
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    dj_jojje

    [94]Aug 15, 2006
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    Wayne Palmer: LOL, OMG! A terrorist just made a jumping headshot with the AWP on David! I say WALLHACK!

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    Leaffan20

    [95]Aug 15, 2006
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    Jack: Has Air force One been hit? Has Air Force One been hit????

    Chloe: Hold up Jack someone just messaged me brb.
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    torque4015

    [96]Aug 15, 2006
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    Leaffan20 wrote:
    Jack: Has Air force One been hit? Has Air Force One been hit???? Chloe: Hold up Jack someone just messaged me brb.

    Good One

    Jack "I said that I wanted cheese on my F***ing hamburger".

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    torque4015

    [97]Aug 15, 2006
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    Jack "Audrey he have a 5 minute commerical break lets' go for a quickie".
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    generalbrent

    [98]Aug 17, 2006
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    Jack: Everybody stay calm. There is only 5 minutes left for the rest of this season, so only one bad thing is going to happen to one of you. Not to worry, because by the time next season starts, you're issue will be completely resolved and only mentioned in passing.
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    elpaquilloloco

    [99]Aug 17, 2006
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    Audrey: I'm not in any real danger. Jack will save me, right?
    Jack: (With a hot dog) Stupid Ketchup!!!
    Audrey: And if I was in any real danger, CTU would rescue me, right?
    All CTU: (At the same time) STUPID KETCHUP!!

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    DustArma

    [100]Aug 17, 2006
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    fairy oddparents, right???
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