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    Psychotron7x2

    [121]Aug 20, 2006
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    CTU employee: Sorry Chloe, I made a minor mistake.

    Chloe: Thats alright, I'm not going to make a big deal about it.

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    supe717

    [122]Aug 20, 2006
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    [This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]
    Edited on 08/21/2006 4:00pm
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    Housetheman

    [123]Aug 21, 2006
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    Jack: Oh fiddlesticks!

    Chloe: Is this a drink holder?
    Jack: no thats a cd-rom drive

    Navi Araz: I love america

    Teri Bauer: Jack... I cheated on you, with Nina.

    David Palmer: There is no one I trust more than my loving wife Sherry

    Tony: Go Whitesox!

    McDonalds employee: would you like to supersize?
    Edgar: no
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    Ram_1

    [124]Aug 21, 2006
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    Housetheman wrote:
    Jack: Oh fiddlesticks! Chloe: Is this a drink holder? Jack: no thats a cd-rom drive Navi Araz: I love america Teri Bauer: Jack... I cheated on you, with Nina. David Palmer: There is no one I trust more than my loving wife Sherry Tony: Go Whitesox! McDonalds employee: would you like to supersize? Edgar: no

    Those 2 are great..

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    blueMnM415

    [125]Aug 21, 2006
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    Housetheman wrote:
    Jack: Oh fiddlesticks!
    I would love to see Jack say that!!!
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    generalbrent

    [126]Aug 21, 2006
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    Jack: Oh dittums.... we can't find the bomb. Well, I'm off, I don't want to die!

    Kim (To Jack and Teri): Of course you can trust me to stay home and be good while you go overseas

    A boss at division: And the worker of the year award goes to... Chloe O'brien for her commitment, hard working and excellent people skills!

    Tony: You go in first, I'll cover you.
    Jack: No, you go first.
    Tony: No way, you go.
    Jack: Hehehe... I'm not going... You go.
    Tony: I'm not going in there!
    Jack: Sissy.
    Tony: Do you want me to ring Bill?
    Jack: Oh... alright... Whigny little b**ch On 3. 1, 2, 3! (Jack runs away)

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    KidMizzle

    [127]Aug 22, 2006
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    Bill: This decision has to made Mr. President, so now I'm going to ask the question: Deal or No Deal?
    Logan: Uhhhh? I....(looking around the board room)
    Bill: Hold on a second, we'll get his answer after the commercial break. You're watching 24.
    [Clock ticks]
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    Ram_1

    [128]Aug 26, 2006
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    generalbrent wrote:

    Jack: Oh dittums.... we can't find the bomb. Well, I'm off, I don't want to die!

    Kim (To Jack and Teri): Of course you can trust me to stay home and be good while you go overseas

    A boss at division: And the worker of the year award goes to... Chloe O'brien for her commitment, hard working and excellent people skills!

    Tony: You go in first, I'll cover you.
    Jack: No, you go first.
    Tony: No way, you go.
    Jack: Hehehe... I'm not going... You go.
    Tony: I'm not going in there!
    Jack: Sissy.
    Tony: Do you want me to ring Bill?
    Jack: Oh... alright... Whigny little b**ch On 3. 1, 2, 3! (Jack runs away)

    thats great.

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    omgilove24

    [129]Aug 26, 2006
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    Edgar: Hey, Chloe! Do you want to go and drink some tea and talk with me?"

    Chloe: Sure, Edgar! I'm not that busy right now.

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    torque4015

    [130]Aug 26, 2006
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    Jack "To decide who goe's in first let's play paper, rock, scissior's".

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    generalbrent

    [131]Aug 27, 2006
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    At the begining of Day 2...

    Palmer: Hi, It's David Palmer. Your help is needed.
    Kim: Sure. What do you need?
    Palmer: It's my hair... It always looks the same, ever though 18 months just passed, I still look the exact same.
    Kim: I've got something for that.

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    torque4015

    [132]Aug 27, 2006
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    generalbrent wrote:

    At the begining of Day 2...

    Palmer: Hi, It's David Palmer. Your help is needed.
    Kim: Sure. What do you need?
    Palmer: It's my hair... It always looks the same, ever though 18 months just passed, I still look the exact same.
    Kim: I've got something for that.

    Good One

    Edited on 08/27/2006 7:36am
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    generalbrent

    [133]Aug 28, 2006
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    During Day 3

    Sherry: You're a weak little man Alan. Leave my husband alone. Julia only loves you for the money...!!
    Man: Sorry, you've broken into the wrong house. Alan Miliken lives next door...

    During Day 4

    Sec. Heller: We are going to have to kill ourselves Audrey to stop us being executed on the internet.
    Audrey: What!? If I die, who is going to constantly complain about their hair and straighten their glasses? Not to mention who will tell Jack about the next biggest problem? No, I think that you go ahead and die on the internet.

    During Day 2

    Jack: What? There's a nuke in LA? Quick, have Nina Myers sent to LA and get me on the next plane out of here!

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    torque4015

    [134]Aug 28, 2006
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    Jack "C'mon just tell me where the nuke is pretty please with sugar on top".
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    Ryan_j37

    [135]Aug 29, 2006
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    Edited on 08/29/2006 7:14am
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    dj_jojje

    [136]Aug 29, 2006
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    JACK: - Psst, Chloe... Can you hack me into McDonnalds. I need a burger bad.
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    generalbrent

    [137]Aug 29, 2006
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    Bill: Edgar, what are you doing? Is that... Are you subscribing to the Burger King kids fan club?
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    Ryan_j37

    [138]Aug 29, 2006
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    Chloe: "Good news guys. The terrorists are running a little late so we wont be running out of time for another few hours or so."
    Michelle: "So what do we do now?"
    Tony: "Now we play the waiting game..."
    Chloe: "..."
    Michelle: "..."
    Tony: "..."
    Jack: "The waiting game sucks lets play hungry hungry hippos"
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    torque4015

    [139]Aug 29, 2006
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    [This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]
    Edited on 08/29/2006 8:21pm
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    torque4015

    [140]Aug 29, 2006
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    Jack "Curtis have you seem my strawberry shortcake note book ?".
    Curtis "Yeah it's on the table next to my spongebob Lunch box".
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