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    Ram_1

    [141]Aug 30, 2006
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    Ryan_j37 wrote:
    Chloe: "Good news guys. The terrorists are running a little late so we wont be running out of time for another few hours or so."
    Michelle: "So what do we do now?"
    Tony: "Now we play the waiting game..."
    Chloe: "..."
    Michelle: "..."
    Tony: "..."
    Jack: "The waiting game sucks lets play hungry hungry hippos"


    hahahaa.. like that... simpsons style..
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    Ram_1

    [142]Aug 30, 2006
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    KidMizzle wrote:
    Bill: This decision has to made Mr. President, so now I'm going to ask the question: Deal or No Deal?
    Logan: Uhhhh? I....(looking around the board room)
    Bill: Hold on a second, we'll get his answer after the commercial break. You're watching 24.
    [Clock ticks]


    Thats sheer class as well...
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    dj_jojje

    [143]Aug 30, 2006
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    Terri Bauer: Here Kim, I made your favorite pancakes.
    Kim Bauer: Thank you mom, when I rule the world, your death shall come quick and painless.

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    FolloDaButrflys

    [144]Aug 30, 2006
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    (Season 4, right after Jack is revived)

    Jack: I was moving towards... this warm, white light. And I swear... Terri was there. And she looked good. And she said, "Turn around girlfriend, and listen to that boy's song."

    *probably won't make any sense unless you've seen Rent.

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    generalbrent

    [145]Aug 30, 2006
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    Man: Mr. Bauer? I have a Horatio Cane on the phone here from 'CSI: Miami'. He claims he needs your help...
    Jack: Horatio, stop playing with your sunglasses. The suspect you want to arrest is the third guy you interview. The first two guys are just there to make you suspicious. Trust me, I know these things

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    torque4015

    [146]Aug 30, 2006
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    Jack "Curtis can I borrow your spongebob lunch box ?".

    Curtis "Only if you lend me your smurf's tee shirt".

    Edited on 08/31/2006 4:59am
    Edited 2 total times.
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    T1m2

    [147]Sep 1, 2006
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    young male stranger: hey u wanna ride babe, where u going

    Kim: emmm no thank you.
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    MrsDayna8992

    [148]Sep 4, 2006
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    Jack- To Terri and Nina at the end of season one

    " Hey Ladies- Does the number 3 give you any ideas? Any one up for a threesome? "

    Paul Raines (Aurdrey's dorky ex husband) Dancing around in a little green costume. "I'm a little leprechaun!" (he has always reminded me of a leprechaun. THOSE EARS!)
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    JJwhiteB

    [149]Oct 6, 2006
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    Jack: Mr.Terrorist sir?
    Terrorist:Yes
    Jack: Can you hold off the terrorist threat for a couple of hours.I have to get some sleep.
    Terrorist; Sure. No problem. Cal us when you wake up.
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    Miss-Stegger

    [150]Oct 7, 2006
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    Jack to Karen Hayes: "I don't care how much you want me to, I'm not gonna play hide-and-seek with you..."
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    generalbrent

    [151]Oct 8, 2006
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    Jack: We're running out of time!!!
    Bill: What are you talking about? The season has just stated, we still have another 23 hours and 45 minutes, including ad breaks to save the day.
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    torque4015

    [152]Oct 8, 2006
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    Jack "I don't fell like saving the city Today I'm going to say home and play Donkey Kong".
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    ramizq1

    [153]Oct 9, 2006
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    Jack : Can anyone get me this weeks edition of Celebrity Skin?

    Jack : Ya'll homies feelin me? Damn this game aint fake homie, some wild azz **** goin around here.
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    generalbrent

    [154]Oct 11, 2006
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    Its a normal day at the CTU office, all our favourites are there, doing there bit to help with the war on terror

    Jack: Chloe, what's a 4-letter word for inflicting serious pain?
    Chloe: "Jack"
    -
    Tony: (Whispers) Can someone get me a coffee?
    Bill: What? I can bearly hear you..
    Tony: (Yells) Look Bill, if your not up for the job, just say so, but right now, we are running out of time and I need a coffee!!!
    -
    Edgar: Does anyone have some change to tip the pizza guy?*
    -
    Tony: Everyone, I have called this meeting for two reasons. Ther first being to comply with the new laws stating that the conference rooms are not being used frequently enough. The second is to have a minutes silence to mourn the loss of President.... Hang on, The OC is on!!! Quick everyone, get back to your stations and tune into FOX!
    -
    George Mason: Jack, how do you care to explain that Season 5 of CSI is a work expense?
    Jack: What else is CTU's CSIs going to do?? Interesting things only happen every year and a half, 3 years or 20 months!

    *note to self - that actually would get said

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    T1m2

    [155]Oct 11, 2006
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    meleeunbeatable wrote:
    Richard Heller: I like women.


    you are a legend...

    martha logan: my husband satisfys me....sexually
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    generalbrent

    [156]Oct 25, 2006
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    Jack: Attention, the annual CTU camping trip is about to begin!
    Edgar: Damn it!
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    elpaquilloloco

    [157]Oct 25, 2006
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    Bill: Hey everybody! Here comes Fox's filming crew, which it means we're under terrorist attack... again!!
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    CjTl2005

    [158]Oct 29, 2006
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    David Palmer:  F*** you, Jobu!  I'll do it myself!


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    torque4015

    [159]Oct 29, 2006
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    Jack "Yeah I could kill a bunch of terroist's and save the world but it's not worth the effort. I think I'll just stay home and read Charles Dickens".
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    ollylock

    [160]Oct 30, 2006
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    Chloe to Jack with Audrey in the room:

    Jack, look, I've had these feelings for you... Fairly... Carnal feelings. These ideas and images constantly rush into my head and I just can't help myself. I've wanted you for the past 2 years, but you've been with slag Audrey and I didn't think it right to intercede. But I don't give a sh*t now. Just dump this bi*ch and take me right here right now, and then lets go off and start a family.
    Edited on 10/30/2006 2:52pm
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