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    torque4015

    [161]Oct 30, 2006
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    Bill "Jack I think that you need a vaction".

    Jack "I'm fine I don't need a vaction".

    Bill "You destroyed 14 city blocks chaseing a rat".

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    Gnidrolog

    [162]Nov 3, 2006
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    Bill: CTU is a family-friendly place.  Jack, you need to use some of your vacation days
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    JDizzle5978

    [163]Nov 4, 2006
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    Jack: Can't it wait until tomorrow?

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    JDizzle5978

    [164]Nov 4, 2006
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    1.Jack: Does anyone else hear that beeping sound? It seems to happen every 15 minutes!

    2.Jack: To tell you the truth I'm kinda glad Teri's gone. I mean amnesia, that women will make up anything just to get out of taping something for me!

    3.Someone at CTU: Ok Jack you've saved the president, your daughter and the entire world. What do we do now?  Jack : Don't worry something is bound to happen during the last 3 minutes.

    Edited on 11/04/2006 2:04pm
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    RedSoxFred

    [165]Nov 4, 2006
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    Anyone on 24:  Sorry I am late, you wouldnt believe the traffic this morning.
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    david1133

    [166]Nov 10, 2006
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    k9tofive wrote:
    Jack: "Dammit Chloe! I need for you to re-position the Satellite and find me a Starbucks!"

    I like that one lol
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    torque4015

    [167]Nov 10, 2006
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    Jack "Awww look at the little kitty he's so cute".
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    baho007

    [168]Nov 11, 2006
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    Jack: 2 cheeseburgers for 1.39$ ????
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    elpaquilloloco

    [169]Nov 11, 2006
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    Jack: (Comes to L.A. The city is totally destroyed) DAMN IT!!! The plot was yesterday!!! Stupid internet poker!!!
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    KidMizzle

    [170]Nov 12, 2006
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    Jack: Damn it Chloe, I need to get to D.C in five minutes and I can't find my Jack-copter. Without that it'll actually take a while.
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    hohenhiem

    [171]Nov 12, 2006
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    Jack: Damnit Kim I sayed to bleach the whites not the darks

    Jack: How many times do you think I can get laid in 24 hours?

    Tony: Jack did you just sh!t yourself?

    Nina: I killed teri in self defence

    Tony: I'm quitting my job at CTU because I was asked to do an episode of girls gone wild

    David Palmer: I should have listened to you sherry

    Sherry: I'm not a cold and heartless b1tch after all

    Mason: Hey this is George Mason From CTU and I'm going to load jacks drink with estrigen

    Chappelle: I'm staight
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    boredoutperson

    [172]Nov 13, 2006
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    Chloe: CTU O'Brian.
    Jack: Chloe, its Jack.
    Chloe: What do you need Jack?
    Jack: I'm at Dodger's stadium right now and I just had the chili cheese dog. My stomach is starting to act up. I need you to help me find the nearest restroom ASAP.
    Chloe: Jack, satelite and blueprints indicate that the nearest restroom is 40 meters to your right.
    Edited on 11/13/2006 1:09am
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    boredoutperson

    [173]Nov 13, 2006
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    Jack: Chloe, I need you to get me satellite coverage.
    Chloe: Alright Jack, I'm gonna need 10 minutes to free up some bandwidth because all the guys at CTU are downloading porn.
     
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    torque4015

    [174]Nov 13, 2006
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    Nina "I only killed Teri because she wouldn't shut up about her soap opera's".
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    JJwhiteB

    [175]Nov 19, 2006
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    Chloe: The reason why i am always grumpy is becuase there are no cute guys were i work.
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    CjTl2005

    [176]Nov 20, 2006
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    Jack:  "You're right, Erin.  Maybe I should back off and let you handle it.  You're obviously more than capable."

    Erin  "You know, I think Jack may have a valid point"
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    generalbrent

    [177]Nov 20, 2006
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    Jack: Chloe, get me the location of a Thomas Fisher.
    Chloe: I don't know... We've been told to stop helping you.
    Jack: Dammit, just do it!
    Chloe: Alright. Says hear that he is an ordinary citizen. What do you want with him?
    Jack: He beat me in for school captian! I have to take him out!
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    torque4015

    [178]Nov 21, 2006
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    Tony "Michelle I just don't think that we click anymore I'm going to kill you and go to prison where My true love Nina is waiting for me".
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    generalbrent

    [179]Nov 21, 2006
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    Chloe: Computers!
    Bill: Meetings!
    Tony: Whispers/Shouts!
    Jack: With your powers combined, I am captain Jack!

    Captain Jack, he's the hero, gonna take terrorism down to zero!

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    torque4015

    [180]Nov 22, 2006
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    Marwan "When I was a little kid I wanted to be a cowboy".

    Jack "Okay everyone instead of taken down the terroist's I thought that we'd all stay here any play Hungry Hungry Hippo's".

    Edited on 11/22/2006 9:55am
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