2gether

Mickey: I'll deal with my anger in your face!

Q.T.: You changed dude. You used to beat me up but you hurt me now.

D.J.: Does Q.T. stands for Totally Queer backwards?

Erin: They play this movie over and over.

(Mickey Leaves) Therapist: What just happened? Q.T. (as Mickey): I think I just left.

Mickey: Do I look like a nine year old girl to you?

Mickey (as Q.T.): I'm Q.T. I think Mickey Parke is the biggest pimp in all the land. Hehe. Jerry: Q.T. Wouldn't say that. Mickey: Shut your ass Jerry! Jerry (as Doug): I'm Doug. Mickey: Shut your ass Doug! Q.T.: Wait, Wait, Wait I'm Mickey. Q.T. (as Mickey): Shut your ass Doug! Chad: Don't talk to my brother like that. Chad (as Jerry): I mean, Chad's brother. Chad: I mean, I'm Jerry. Chad (as Jerry): I go out with Erin. Jerry: Don't bring Erin into this. Chad: I didn't bring Erin into this. Chad (as Jerry): I did.

Q.T. (as Mickey): I'm Mickey, I'm mad about everyone about everything!

Doug: There's nothing wrong being a poser. There are a lot of white kids pretend their black.

Q.T.: MTV Has a movie making fun of us. Doug: I can't believe I'm 'The Fat One' Chad: I can't believe I'm "The Dying One'. Will someone please drive to the hospital. Mickey: What? You ain't the dying one, I'm the dying one. Urban male under 25, I'm an endangered species. Erin: Q.T.'s 'The Dying One'. Q.T.: It's true. Jerry: Yeah, Your the poser. Mickey: Say what?!?

Mickey: Why is everyone going Oprah on me?

Mickey: Go to Hell, LA! All ya'll suck!