David: Hi Mum, what's for tea? Bill: Children, torn limb from limb. David: Can I make something for myself? Bill: No! I'm sick of finding food under your bed, it's like teenage mutant ninja sandwiches up there.
Bill: Ben carries with him a special safety device to stop anyone wanting to get into his underpants. Rona: What's that? Bill: His underpants.
Bill sits crying in Rona's car after a comment from Jenny Bill: I'm sorry, it's silly. Rona: Some tissues in the glove compartment, under The Joy of Sex. She didn't mean it, she's just a child. Bill: Of the devil. Rona: At least you've got them, they'll be there in your old age. Bill: That's what frightens me.
(after both David and Jenny annoy her) Bill: Why Meryl Streep didn't thank that dingo I shall never know.
Meryl Streep Bill's comment about Meryl Streep thanking the dingo references Meryl's role in A Cry in the Dark in which she played the mother of a girl who was snatched from a tent by a dingo.
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