At one point in time Todd needed leg braces, and the bones in his hand get shattered.
(a crowd finds Joe on top of a stuffed polar bear) Crowd: Oh, my God! Boy: Finally, a place where I'll fit in. Dean Earhart: Security!
Dean: Young man please, you're in library, people are trying to hook up.
Del: That's the coolest poster of Jesus I ever saw. It glows just like he did. Sanford: But where's his flamethrower?
Sanford: Hey, Coke machine, I'm thinkin' of a number between 1 and ten. (machine dispenses can) Sanford: Holy crap! It worked!
The Barter College Ballad Hail to Barter College Deep as a purple sea Clear as a crystal fountain Interracial since '83 Hail to thee, sweet Barter Here in Bartersville Built with loving ardor On reinforced landfill Please share with us your knowledge And guarantee our fate You are a public college 12th best in the state
Todd, with all of his problems, apparently has a beautiful singing voice.
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