In this episode we find out that Todd has Scoliosis and a plastic knee.
Todd's last name is Wolfschmitmansternowitz.
Todd: Will you marry me? Swanson's Sister: I could never marry you, you're an alcoholic! Todd: I'm not an alcoholic. Swanson's Sister: Alright, you're really ugly. Todd: That I can accept.
Todd: But I've never had a drink in my life! Not even a Shirley Temple! But that's mainly because I don't care for her work. I find her tap technique clumsy.
Todd: (gets hit with a beer can) It's my third-grade ballet recital all over again!
Dean Earhart: My God! I can't believe a drunk just fell out of a window. This college is turning into Hyannisport. The students' RA is going to get the chair! Todd: Uh, I'm the RA. Dean Earhart (to himself): You see, this is what happens when you have to hire based on quotas. Damn albino pressure groups.
Todd: Step 4 - Make a complete personal inventory of how I've hurt others. While A.A.'s Step 4 involves an inventory, it's a moral inventory of yourself; Step 8 is about others you've hurt. From A.A.: Step 4: Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves. Step 8: Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
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