30 Rock Season 6 Episode 9

Liz: (to Frank) I can't be your girlfriend 'cause I'm not an old pedophile.
Lynn: We prefer the term adultaphobe.

Kenneth: I guess I signed off on a script where an Asian character refers to "Rindsey Rohan" posing for "Prayboy". But I know that's very offensive, especially because Asians are under-represented on this network.

Jack: Kenneth, since you've left the page program, finding you a new position here has been one of the most difficult challenges of my career. And I'm including making it through the '80s without having sex with Belinda Carlisle.
Kenneth: I know, sir. But I just can't work in ad sales. We have far too many sponsors that make house work easier for women.

Liz: Your meatballs are good! Like, IKEA good.