Frank's trucker hats read "Soccer", "Karate Hockey", and "In Training".
Jack: Lemon, I have season tickets to every sports team in New York, so close to the action you'll feel like you're sitting in front of an HD television.
Danny: I wanna be TGS' Steve Nash: come down from Canada, work hard, make the black guy look good.
Jack: For four years I've had to make do with what passes for men in this place, with their untucked shirts, boneless faces, their Stars, both Wars and Trek. I needed a man around here, and I finally have one.
Liz: No, I finally have one. Liz Lemon has a handsome, goof-around, make-out buddy.
Jack: And that's the problem. Danny can't be my alpha-male wingman and his boss'... little scrump-nugget. They're incompatible.
Liz: Look, you are a beautiful woman, but you can't play prom queens and murdered runaways forever.
Jenna: But those were my majors at the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks.
Liz: You can try to fight getting older. You can be like Madonna and cling to youth with your Gollum-arms, or you can be like Meryl Streep and embrace your age with elegance.
The German episode title is "Schwarzlichtattacke!", an exact translation.
International Airdates: Australia: April 5, 2010 on Channel 7; Latin America: April 8, 2010 on Sony Entertainment Television (a.k.a. Canal Sony); United Kingdom: May 17, 2010 on Comedy Central; Czech Republic: May 15, 2012 on Prima COOL
Toofer's mini-rant about quiddich players going for the quaffle when "the snitch is 150 points" describes a sport in the Harry Potter novels.