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Jack: (about Phoebe) We have an attraction that can only be described as... wolf-like, lupine.
Liz: Okay...
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Tracy: (about the Black Crusaders) You can read about that on the Interweb.
Liz: Ah, well, it must be true if it's on the Interweb.
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Phoebe: (hands Liz some lingerie) Your Floyd would love this one.
Liz: (looks at price tag) Yikes! If I was gonna spend $600 to have my boobs pinched, I would've gone to that fundraiser at the Clintons' house. Haha! (sees Phoebe isn't laughing) Come on, that was solid.
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Jenna: Wow, how Sex And The City are we right now? I'm Samantha, (points at Phoebe) you're Charlotte, and (looks at Liz) you're the lady at home who watches it.
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Tracy: I'm gonna have so much money, my grandkids are gonna play lacrosse. Lacrosse, Liz Lemon.
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Tracy: I need a loan to finance my Thomas Jefferson movie. It's gonna be at least $30 million with all the Claymation sex scenes in it.
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Floyd: If the whole world moved to their favorite vacation spots then the whole world would live in Hawaii, Italy, and Cleveland.
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Jack: For God's sake, Tracy, where are you?
Tracy: Starting a new life.
Liz: Because of the Black Crusaders? That's crazy.
Jack: Damn it, Lemon, why didn't you tell me the Black Crusaders were after Tracy? (runs off)
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Phoebe: I'm Jack's Yoko.
Liz: You want to be Yoko?
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Liz: In Cleveland, I'm a model.
Jenna: We're all models west of the Allegheny.
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Jack: Here, take my gold card. (gives Liz his credit card)
Liz: Oh, it's heavy.
Jack: It's... made of gold.
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Tracy: The Black Crusaders are after me!
Liz: What are you talking about?