30 Rock

Jack: I thought I'd work at GE forever, but my future opportunities at the company died with Don Geiss. I have to accept that and move on to this exciting new challenge. Kenneth: A friend of mine has been worried they will be bringing in new page rules: like age limits... and age verification— Jack: (ignoring Kenneth) Truth be told, I haven't learned a lot about Kabletown. It's a whole different business model. Kenneth: (excitedly) My cousin in Atlanta is a business model. She holds up staplers in catalogs.

Jack: [Don] built GE into the greatest company on Earth and the Earth into one of the top three planets in the universe!

Liz: 'Settling soul mates'? That is grim... and I've played Monopoly alone!

Jack: "And Alexander wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." Hans Gruber, Die Hard.

Dotcom: Yet another black superstar taken down by his personal life. Jenna: Just like my favorite golfer, O.J. Simpson.

Liz: (to Tracy) Your Ben & Jerry's flavor is called Adultaraisin.

Tracy: Our old nanny wrote a tell-all book about me. Liz: Oh, no. Tracy: It's bad. I just got the call from a friend at Little Brown. Liz: The publishing house? Tracy: No, the premier talent agency for black dwarves.