(Liz asks a stranger to be her date)
Mike: I'd love to be your date, Liz. I like how forward you are. Now may I tell you something? I'm a plushie.
Liz: Is that a fraternity?
Mike: Kind of. It means I belong to a group of like-minded people who dress up in mascot costumes and have orgies in hotel rooms and state parks. Our term for intercourse... is yiffing.