Tracy Jordan: (Walks into Liz's office while she is holding a hormone syringe.) Are you doping? Liz Lemon, that stuff is shrinking testicles, but there are bad side effects as well.
Liz Lemon: No, Tracy. Not that it's any of your business, but I'm starting fertility treatments.
Tracy Jordan: Now I'm not a woman so of course I can say whatever I want. This seems really weird and unnatural. Side effects include mood swings, increased irritability and swelling of one or more boobs.
Liz Lemon: Can I help you with something?
Tracy Jordan: Yeah, I'm about to start shooting my new Harriet Tubman movie and I got Octavia Spencer to play the lead, Harriet something.
Liz Lemon: You know, I once played Frederick Douglass in a one woman show that the University of Maryland Diamondback called too confusing to be offensive.
Tracy Jordan: Point is, I won't be at rehearsal at all this week.
Liz Lemon: No, Tracy.
Tracy Jordan: Exactly! No Tracy. Thanks for being so understanding.