Frank's trucker hat reads "Volunteer Pilot".
Tracy: Since its founding early this afternoon, the National Association for Zero Intolerance, or NAZI—we should change that.
Denise Richards: It's fine.
Jack: Tracy's apologies have been accepted by GLAAD, and I don't even know what organization you're representing.
Devin: We're new; we're called peen.
Jack: And what is that an acronym for?
Liz: I didn't want [Jack] to lecture me about how you don't have a job and your name is spelled wrong and you went to Wesleyan.
Criss: Wesleyan is the Harvard of central Connecticut.
Liz: Yale is the Harvard of central Connecticut.