30 Rock

Season 1 Episode 6

Jack Meets Dennis

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Nov 30, 2006 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Dennis: Dennis Duffy, Beeper King.
      Jack: That's a sharp tie you've got there, Dennis.
      Dennis: That douchebag up front made me wear it.
      Jack: Does he know you're the Beeper King?
      Dennis: I don't think so.
      Liz: This is clearly the nicest restaurant we've ever been to.
      Dennis: Hold on a second, this place ain't that nice, alright. It's got rats and roaches like every other restaurant.
      Liz: No rat talk tonight, okay.
      Dennis: (to Jack) You know there are 17 rats per person in Manhattan? You eat a pound of rat crap every year without even knowing it.
      Jack: I think I read about that in The New Yorker. (pause) Um, anyway, we'll leave you two to your meal. I hope you enjoy the... choices that you've made.

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