Kidney Now!

Season 3, Episode 22, Aired

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    • Jack: Lemon, how are you? Liz: You know what? I'm good! I've got a book deal, a free sandwich in my pocket, and I've got this weird loose feeling in my shoulders. What is that? Jack: It's either happiness or osteoporosis. I think it's happiness. (Liz smiles at Jack) Jack: You're getting yours.
    • Tracy: There you are, you stupid cracker. You know why I'm in a hotel room? To poop in peace. No kids banging on the door, no phones ringing. It's my time. Every Tuesday and Thursday at 3:00PM! I don't know why I only go twice a week. That's what Angie should be worried about.
    • Liz: I'm not sure I'm qualified to give relationship advice. Jack: You're not. Suburban seventh graders have more sexual experience than you do. But that doesn't matter. Liz: Right, because I'm helping people. Jack: You're helping yourself. So make the most of this opportunity. After all, how many years does TGS have left? Liz: I don't know, twenty? Jack: (laughing) What do you think this is, Wings? You got two more years, at best.
    • Tracy: I've changed, Ken, into a badass adult. I have a wolf-dog, I have two bad knees, and a gun—that I lost.
    • Kenneth: Mr. Jordan, exciting news! Your old high school wants you to speak at graduation. And they said you can drop up to five F-bombs.
    • Liz: We sure had quite a year. Jack: What are you talking about? It's May.
    • Liz: I'm meeting a book agent about writing a "Dealbreaker!" book. He's gonna take me to lunch wherever I wanna go. Do you know if there's a sit-down Quiznos in Midtown?
    • Mary J. Blige: My Mary J. Blige Foundation is celebrating its tenth year of searching for the Loch Ness Monster.
    • Liz: There's no such thing as bisexual. That's just something they invented in the 90s to sell hair products.
    • Tracy: Damn, K, you know who that was? Kenneth: I don't, sir. Do you? Tracy: I grew up with that guy. He was the baddest gangster in my class. We called him Mean Steve, but his real name was Steven Killer.
    • Kenneth: Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.
    • Jack: Milton needs a kidney. Liz: Milton, as in your dad? Jack: My "dad?" I don't know this guy! Professor Milton Greene, who's writing a three volume biography of Jimmy Carter, and if I give him a kidney he could live to finish it?
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    • The German episode title is "Konzert für eine Niere", meaning "Concert for a Kidney". The French title is "Chantons pour un rein", meaning "Sing for a Kidney". The Spanish title is "Ahora el riñón", an exact translation.
    • Although credited, Judah Friedlander and Keith Powell didn't appear.
    • International Airdates: Latin America: July 1, 2009 on Sony Entertainment Television (a.k.a. Canal Sony); Australia: July 13, 2009 on Channel 7; Czech Republic: June 21, 2011 on Prima COOL
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    • Milton comments on Tracy's tearful admission to Kenneth, "A guy crying about a chicken and a baby? I thought this was a comedy show?" This is a nod to the final episode of M*A*S*H, where Alan Alda's character, Hawkeye, underwent psychiatric observation after a woman was forced to smother her baby to stop him from crying so as not to reveal their location to a group of North Korean soldiers. His mind repressed the memory and replaced the baby with a chicken. When he broke through the mental block, he cried uncontrollably.
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