30 Rock

Season 4 Episode 17

Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Apr 22, 2010 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Liz: I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I'm watching Lost. And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks, as needed, like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me even when I'm old. And that's what I want.