30 Rock

Season 1 Episode 1


Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Oct 11, 2006 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Liz: Woah, excuse me! There's a line buddy.
      Line-cheater: There's two lines.
      Liz: No, there's one line, we're in it.
      Line-cheater: I'm just getting a hot dog.
      Liz: We're all getting hot dogs! What you think there's two lines, we're all in this line and you're the only genius that got in the other line? (to people in her line) Can you believe this guy?
      (People in the back of the line Liz is standing in then move in behind the Line-cheater)
      Liz: Don't line up behind him, he cheated you!!
      Line-cheater: Hey shut up!
      Liz: No! (to vendor) Now I want all the hot dogs please, yeah I'm buying all the hot dogs.
      People in Line: Come on lady! That is ridiculous!
      Liz: I'm giving them to the good people!! (indicating people in her own line)
      Liz then walks on her way to work handing out the hot dogs from a huge box she is carrying, most get thrown away or back at her.

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