30 Rock

Season 5 Episode 13

Qué Sorpresa!

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Feb 03, 2011 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Brian Williams: (pitching idea to Jack) And then I pull off my mask, and I'm a lizard-person, too. Blackout. End of episode.

    • Jack: What if you had a black bar at the bottom of the screen that prevented you from seeing anything dirty?
      Hank Hooper: I like that. I like that a lot. It would allow parents to eliminate racy content, like soccer or a woman stuffing a turkey.

    • Kenneth: So much of television is really not fit for children or Christians or (points to self) the elderly, so what if there was a black bar on the lower half of your TV screen that kept you from seeing bad things, like nudity or soccer?

    • Jack: Avery's career has never been more important because I just don't know what's happening with mine.
      Liz: What? Why?
      Jack: The everyone dining room, open office hours, memos with emoticons in them. If this is how Kabletown does business, I don't know if I have a future here.

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