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Jack: Each of them embodies a pillar of the Six Sigma business philosophy: teamwork, insight, brutality, male enhancement, handshakefullness, and play hard.
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Jack: Lemon, why don't you join Team Donaghy? We'll win this thing, and then we'll go to CLASS.
Liz: I don't want to go to a class.
Jack: No, Lemon, CLASS— an acronym for Consuming Lunch and Simple Socializing.
Liz: Now, that just seems intentionally confusing.
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Kenneth: What can I do for you, Miss... Jimplin?
Jenna: Well, according to my Wikipedia page, I'm gonna need some cherry juice, buttermilk, and tequila to make my signature Janis Joplin cocktail—the Frankschlong.
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Tracy: Diabetes and diet—next you'll be telling me that leasing a sports car is a bad investment!
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Tracy: So, how am I looking, Dr. Spaceman?
Dr. Spaceman: Tracy, I—I don't know how to say this: dee-ay-buh-tees?
Tracy: Diabetes?
Dr. Spaceman: That's it!
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Liz: Sorry! I dropped it when I was pretending it was my penis!