Liz: The only people that are going to go to this thing are people like [Kelsey] and her stupid friends—the cool, pretty crowd.
Jack: Well, that's you now, Lemon. You've got a hit TV show, you've got very impressive friends, you've found a hairstyle that works for you—so long as it's not too humid—and you're telling me that you don't have the confidence to face a bunch of whittling, jug-blowing, IHOP-monkeys?
Liz: Jack, it's a suburb of Philadelphia.
Jack: Lemon, you will go and show that Kelsey Winthrop that the ugly duckling has turned into a... vaguely ethnic swan.