30 Rock

Liz: All God's children are terrible.

Jenna: You know, I met J.J. Abrams once, and I don't know what this means, but he said, "the island is just Hurley's dream."

Kenneth: Excuse me, Mr. Donaghy? I wasn't sure if you were participating in this year's pumpkin carving contest, or, if like last year, I should, "go jump up my own ass." Jack: Same as last year.

Jack: How is the search for the new cast member going? Liz: Okay. I saw a few good alternative comics in San Francisco. Jack: San Francicso? I asked you to find an actor from middle America—a real person. You're not going to find him in the People's Gaypublic of Drugifornia.