30 Rock

Jack: (about getting Republican celebrities) What happened to Bruce Willis? Jonathan: He insists on singing. Jack: Jim Belushi? Jonathan: He insists on singing.

Mayor Bloomberg: For his exceptional courage, the city of New York bestows the Bronze Medallion on Dennis Duffy. Dennis: Thank you, Mayor Bloomberger. I accept this honor on behalf of every—Stern rules! Baba Booey!

Tracy: Black people, don't vote! Just don't do it! And in the time that it takes you to vote, you play three games of pool. Three! Now that's fresh!

Bucky Bright: I wandered around the building all night. I didn't run into another living soul... except one gigantic lesbian. Who is Conan O'Brien, and why is she so sad?

Kenneth: Oh, no Sir, I don't vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name. Jack: That's Republican. We count those.

Tracy: I can't talk now, I have to get my wallet out of the toaster.

(Dennis gets down on his knee) Dennis: Elizabeth Sarah Lemon? Liz: Okay, that's not my middle name. Dennis: Will you marry me?

Jack: The Subway Hero? Do you not watch the news? Liz: Food Network doesn't have news.

Jenna: Elizabeth Conworthy Lemon! Liz: Okay, that's not my middle name.

Jack: Lemon, I'm helping to organize a little fund-raising dinner for John McCain this weekend and I need some women to attend, so it doesn't turn into another huge sausage fest. Liz: Well, I don't know... (reads the invitation) What's The Committee to Re-Invade Vietnam? Jack: Just say you'll come. Jonathan is going to round up all the cool Republican celebrities. Liz: (laughing) Like who, Chuck Norris? Jack: No, C-Nor and I had a falling-out after I switched to another dojo.