30 Rock

Season 2 Episode 12

Subway Hero

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Apr 17, 2008 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Jack: Lemon, I'm helping to organize a little fund-raising dinner for John McCain this weekend and I need some women to attend, so it doesn't turn into another huge sausage fest.
      Liz: Well, I don't know... (reads the invitation) What's The Committee to Re-Invade Vietnam?
      Jack: Just say you'll come. Jonathan is going to round up all the cool Republican celebrities.
      Liz: (laughing) Like who, Chuck Norris?
      Jack: No, C-Nor and I had a falling-out after I switched to another dojo.