30 Rock

Tracy: [Marty]'s calling you about his son's Bar Mitzvah. Marty wants to pay us crazy money just to show up.
Jenna: Well, you know I'm in. Getting paid to help a boy become a man is kind of my wheelhouse.

Simon: My client gets 5% gross merchandising, where gross means income before expenses and not gross, like apples on a sandwich.

Marty: (greeting Tracy and Jenna) Here they are, my favorite clients. Adam is going to be so excited to meet with you. He is a huge, huge fan. Tracy: Yes, many of our viewers are obese.