30 Rock

Season 6 Episode 5

Today You Are a Man

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Feb 02, 2012 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Toofer: Kenneth's trying to make us beg him to come back.
      Pete: Well, we are not doing that. I've learned from having children that when your kid throws a tantrum and holds his breath, you hold yours, too. When you regain consciousness, believe me he's ready to leave the toy store.

    • Tracy: [Marty]'s calling you about his son's Bar Mitzvah. Marty wants to pay us crazy money just to show up.
      Jenna: Well, you know I'm in. Getting paid to help a boy become a man is kind of my wheelhouse.

    • Simon: My client gets 5% gross merchandising, where gross means income before expenses and not gross, like apples on a sandwich.

    • Marty: (greeting Tracy and Jenna) Here they are, my favorite clients. Adam is going to be so excited to meet with you. He is a huge, huge fan.
      Tracy: Yes, many of our viewers are obese.

    • Jack Donaghy: Jack Donaghy playing with himself (dramatic pause) It's a Jack-Off.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Liz: (to Jack's video) I'm negotiating against you, you magnificent bastard!

      This alludes to the 1970 film Patton, in whichGeorge C. Scott as Patton yells in Rommel's direction, "You magnificent bastard, I read your book"!