3rd Rock from the Sun

Don: Have I ever told you how attractive I find you? Judith: No. And I hope you never do.

(Dick, Tommy and Harry are standing outside the woman's bathroom where the Venusians are) Dick: Tommy, you go in first. Tommy: Me? Why me? Dick: Because you look like a girl! Tommy: As soon as we get back to town, I'm getting a haircut!

(Mascha is trying to tell Harry they'll be at the Super Bowl but he's not getting it.) Mascha: Harry, something big... in San Diego. Harry: Just one hint, for old times sake. Mascha: Something to do with football... Harry: Just a little more... Mascha: Harry, the Super Bowl! Harry: Work with me baby... which Super Bowl?! Mascha: I have to go now, Harry. Why are the cute ones always so dumb? (Leaves, Dick and Tommy comes back from bathroom) Dick: Was that Mascha? Harry: Sure was! Get your stuff boy, cause we're going to San Francisco! Mascha:(from outside) San Diego! Harry: San Diego!

Dick: We thought those women really loved us... we were such fools! Mascha:(coming back in) Harry! I couldn't leave you! Harry: Fools, eh?!

(Dick, Tommy and Harry are out in the woods when Mascha's compact phone goes off) Dick: It's not my cell phone, is it your cell phone? Harry: It's not my cell phone. Tommy, is it your cell phone? Tommy: We don't have cell phones. We're from Ohio! Harry: Oh, it's Mascha's compact. Dick: Tommy, you answer it. Tommy: Me? Why me? Dick: Because you look like a girl! Tommy: Fine! (opens Mascha's compact and talks in a girly voice) Hello? Prell: We're meeting in San Diego, so get there as soon as you can. Tommy:(in girly voice) Sounds good. Over and out. Prell: And put some makeup on. You look like a boy!