3rd Rock from the Sun

Dick: Leon, do you have any friends in this class? Leon: Well, sometimes I talk to Caryn. Dick: So Caryn is your friend? (Caryn mouths "no")

Mrs. Dubcek: Of course, I shouldn't talk. Dick: Well, it's true. Your voice is not one of your best assets.

Frank Muller: You think you're so much better than us, don't you. Dick: Yes, but you'll evolve.

Frank: You people always go straight to the snob stuff! Sally: Hey, who are you calling people? Do you want a piece of me, huh?! Do you want piece?! (Tommy whispers something in her ear) Oh!... Do you wanna fight!?

Dick: Who the hell does that stupid sack of fat thinks he is anyway?!! Harry: Dick? Dick: I have a plan... Sally: Remember we're not allowed to liquefy humans. Dick: (pause) Ok, I have another plan...

Sally: So, does Frank know you're with me? Patty: No, I told him I was setting a perm. Does Dick know you're with me? Sally: No, I injected him with a sedative. I've got at least two more hours. Patty: Oooh, we we're like Thelma and Louise, except we just came to the supermarket, we haven't killed anyone. Sally: It's early yet.