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Sally: I am so psyched Cathy's gone. You know, it drove me NUTS thinking that someone could take my place here!
Tommy: It drove August nuts to see Alissa took her place; she took out a full-page ad showing my head on the body of a jackass (opens newspaper to show)
Sally: What does that MEAN?!?
Tommy: Well it's obvious; she still loves me.
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Dick: You know, maybe we're better off without Cathy
Sally: Here, here!
Harry: The place smells like us again.
Tommy: Yeah...sauerkraut, old fruit, and wet dog.
Harry: Stop, you're making me hungry!
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(The Solomon men have 'stolen' Mary's housekeeper; she has come to confront Dick)
Mary: You can't keep me away from her forever, Dick. I stole her away from Judith... and I'll steal her from you! (exits down staircase)
Dick: Mary, don't get any crazy ideas! DO YOU HEAR ME?!?! Harry, get out here!
Harry: What?
Dick: Mary's up to something, we have to go to Cathy's house and intercept her.
Harry: Nooooooo! This can't be happening! She means the world to us! I've never felt so close to anyone in my entire life.
Dick: Me neither, Harry; where does Cathy live? (grabs phonebook)
Harry: I don't know
Dick: Well, what's her last name?
Harry: Beats me.
Dick: Well, how does she spell 'Cathy'?
Harry: 'Cathy'? I thought it was 'Cassie'.
Dick: Let's just follow Mary!
Harry: LET'S GO!