3rd Rock from the Sun

Season 1 Episode 5

Dick, Smoker

Aired Unknown Feb 06, 1996 on NBC



  • Trivia

    • Dick seems to be reading a Chinese newspaper which is read from right to left, yet his head is suggesting a Japanese newspaper where the characters are top to bottom.

  • Quotes

    • Sally: Of course. This is a test.
      Tommy: What?
      Harry: For the next sixty seconds, she's going to emit a high-pitched tone.

    • Nina: (Talking about cigarettes)Have you ever read the warning on the side of the pack?
      Dick: (Looks at cigarette pack) Well I'm not a fetus.
      Nina: Those things will take ten years off your life.
      Dick: Yes, but that's off the end of your life and those years are crappy anyway.

    • Sally: I keep telling you to get all these things taken care of and yet nothing ever gets done!
      Dick: And yet you persist, good for you.

    • Dick: (At a Drive-Thru restaurant) Super-Combo #1.
      Sally: Super-Combo #4.
      Tommy: The Funtastic Goofy meal #2. (Everyone stares at him) You heard me.

    • Harry: By the second day I could hear my inner voice too.
      Tommy: What was it saying?
      Harry: I have no idea, I don't speak French.

    • (Dick, Sally, Tommy and Harry are on the roof. Sally is talking to Dick)
      Sally: You're so arrogant, bossy and condescending. You make it look so easy.

    • Dick: What would you do if I wasn't here?
      Sally: You're always here!
      Dick: Well, what if I wasn't?
      (Dick walks down the stairs)
      Sally: I'd do a happy little dance.

    • Sally: Dick! Permission to bitch!
      Dick: Permission granted.

    • (Tommy comes in with a red haired kid holding a toad in a jar)
      Sally: Tommy, what's with the toad?
      Tommy: (Tommy points to the red haired kid) His name is Jack. He's my new lab partner.

    • Opening Narration: The Earth is actually two-thirds water. About the equivalent of scotch at a cheap wedding.

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