Dr. Strudwick: Dick, without your cowardice and courage we wouldn't be right back where we started.
Dick: I'm sorry, there is simply no room in the budget for raises. But I can go you one better: promotions! Sally, you are now Senior Security Officer.
Sally: That'll look good on the ol' résumé!
Dick: Tommy, you are now Senior Information Officer.
Tommy: It's about time!
Harry: What about me?
Dick: Harry, you are now... Harold.
Harry: Champagne for everyone!