3rd Rock from the Sun

Dick: Why is age so important? Nina: Well, I guess you've got a milestone creeping up on you. Dick: No, that's my underwear.

(Dick has told the aliens they need to know how they old they are) Dick: How old are you? Tommy: Me? I'm fourteen. Dick: Well, can you have sex? Tommy: Yeah, but I'm not supposed to. Dick: Well, why not? Tommy: Apparently I've got my whole life ahead of me.

Dick: Dr. Albright, have I been a perfect ass? Mary: Oh, nobody's perfect!

Mary: I think you look distinguished with gray hair. Dick: Thank you. I think you would look distinguished with gray hair too. Mary: No, when men get gray hair they look distinguished. When women get gray hair they look old. Dick: When women get breasts they look sexy. When men get breasts they look old. Mary: Good point!

(Dick sees his newly dyed hair in a mirror) Dick: Oh My God! I'm Gorgeous!