The Solomons discover that everyone on Earth has roots but them. During a chat with Tommy's teacher Mr. Randell, Dick learns that the teenager isn't "fitting in" at school. "Of course I'm not fitting in," snaps Tommy, "to fit in, you have to be something." The question is, what to be? Dick grabs an anthropology book for the answer. "It's loaded with every possible genre of human," he marvels. "It's like a catalogue. We can take our pick." Dick picks the Italians because, according to a swooning Dr. Albright, they're the sexiest people on the planet. Meanwhile, Sally's swooning, too -- for Mr. Randell.moreless
Dick and Albright have sex. When The Big Giant Head send the message that mission is aborted, Dick is worried about his commitment to Albright. Sally and Tommy ask their boyfriend and girlfriend respectively if they be missed after they go away. Later in Dick's place, Evil Dick takes place.