3rd Rock from the Sun

Bug: My father? Very strict. It didn't matter that I was the youngest, when I would act up, he gave me his belt. Dick: You wore the same size? Bug: No, as punishment he would put me over his knee and give me a whooping. Dick: He gave a 'whoopin' and a belt? Bug: With a belt. Dick: And then he gave you the belt? Bug: Um... yeah.

Tommy: How will we know if the Big Giant Head calls? Dick: Well when the Big Giant Head calls, Harry will go blank and stare into space. Tommy: As I said, how will we know if he calls?

Dick: Oh Harry you sound just like me. Like fake father, like fake son.

Mrs. Randall: Don't get me wrong, you're not half as cheap as you look. Sally: Cheerfully Wait, I get it, you're insulting me! I thought you were nice, but you're not being nice, you hate me! Mrs. Randall: I'm so glad we finally understand each other.

Sally: I want to meet your mother, we could all go out to dinner, the three of us. Mr. Randall: Don't you think it's a little early? Sally: No, breakfast would be a little early, dinner is fine.

Dick: Just because you haven't been invited somewhere is no reason not to go.

Dick: What are you watching? Tommy: Star Wars, it's a movie. Dick: What's all that supposed to be? Tommy: Outer space, can you believe it? (they both start laughing)

Dick: You've got a thing in your head. Harry: A thing? Dick: A Cranial Micro Receiver chip. Harry: In my head. Dick: But it's not in the part you use, it's in your brain.