3rd Rock from the Sun Season 1 Episode 6

Sally: (Reading a magazine) Okay, here's a topic. You can discuss Biology.
Dick: Why?
Sally: According to a recent survey, seven out of ten women have multiple organisms.

Dick: (Translating the Turkish on Mary's thimble) 'May these always point me toward the spoils of war.' This isn't a thimble, it's Turkish nipple armor. It's very valuable.
Mary: Especially if you have a pair.

Sally: Permission to speak freely sir?
Dick: Yeah, sure.
Sally: You and I have flown a lot of missions together. If you ask me to put out the sun with my bare hands, I would, no questions asked. But if you ever send me out in broad daylight to pick up a bunch of women's magazines again, I will kill you.

Sally: Why are you looking at me?
Dick: Because you're the woman.

Sally: Yeah for two whole months, but I haven't even figured out how to take off my bra yet.

Jeff: I have time to kill, I'd love to play.
Dick: I have some time to play, I'd love to kill.

(Mary and Dick hug, after Dick pressured her to)
Dick: There. That was all I was asking for... I want to have your baby!

(Jeff comes out for his book signing)
Dick: The man of the hour!
Mary: Oh God!
Dick: (To Jeff) You think your pretty clever, dont you? I happen to know that every word in your book was published years ago! Perhaps you've read the dictionary!

(After Dick wins racket ball against Jeff)
Jeff: Congratulations.
Dick: It was so easy! You offered me no challenge at all!
Jeff: Yeah. It was kind-of off my game.
Dick: Off your game? You played like a little girl!

(Sally walks into a men's changing room)
A man: Hey! It says 'Men' on the door!
Sally: You made the cut?

Sally: Dick, I can't take this housework anymore. I was put on this mission because of my military skills. These hands are lethal weapons. But now they're all red and dry from harsh detergents.