3rd Rock from the Sun

(Dick brought Nina to a resturant to spend quality time between 'friends') Nina: You're going to fire me, aren't you? Dick: Why would you think that? Nina: Because I won't give you the phone number. Dick: Well that would be- (Dick gets cut off by Nina) Nina: And if you think I wont cause a scene just because we're in a fancy restaurant, you had better think again! (Nina stands up to start making a scene. She starts yelling:) Because I am going to tell you exactly what I think of your sorry ass and the loser school that owns it, because I Nina Cambell am quitting! Dick: oh wai- Nina: I worked damn hard for you! Dick: Nina! Sit down! (pulls her down) I'm not firing you! Nina: You're not? Dick: No! Nina: Oh... okay... (snaps at the waiter) I'd like to change my order.

Dick: August? Philip? Ariana? Who are all of these people? What kind of a store did you go to? Sally: They're just friends we made, you should try it. Dick: Excuse me. Just because I have developed a relationship with one women at the expense of developing a relation with any other human on this planet does not mean that I don't have any friends! Sally: Name one. Dick: Well, I've got lots of friends. Harry: Who? Dick: Willy... Steve... and... Carpet Giant.

(Orca skincare guy, Philip and Harry are talking. Philip is starting to give Harry a facial) Philip: You really have great skin. You probably stay away from the sun. Harry: Well, after almost crashing into it, you learn your lesson.

Dick: Sally, you know fragrance is an intrigal part of the human experience. The smell of flowers in the spring time, the aroma of fresh baked apple pie. Harry: A beautiful sunset with pink and orange streaking the sky. Tommy: Harry, that's a sight, not a smell. Harry: Oh. I just knew it was one of those 'face hole' things.

August: My name's August. Don't call me Auggie. Tommy: My name's Tommy. Don't call me Auggie either.