3rd Rock from the Sun

Season 1 Episode 7

Lonely Dick

Aired Unknown Feb 20, 1996 on NBC
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Episode Summary

Dick's one lonely guy when Dr. Albright goes on vacation; Sally and Harry are lured by skin-care products that promise eternal youth.

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Maria Cina

Maria Cina


Guest Star

Carole Davis

Carole Davis


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Phil Hartman

Phil Hartman


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Shay Astar

Shay Astar


Recurring Role

Simbi Khali

Simbi Khali

Nina Campbell

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  • QUOTES (8)

    • Dick: What are you reading?
      Sally: Vogue. Huh, look at this, 'Stomachs are in, breasts are out.' That's just basic anatomy.

    • Tommy: Okay, Onya, I was wondering if you could explain to me this human obsession with youth and why the cosmetics industry perpetuates this self-destructive behavior?

    • (Dick brought Nina to a resturant to spend quality time between 'friends')
      Nina: You're going to fire me, aren't you?
      Dick: Why would you think that?
      Nina: Because I won't give you the phone number.
      Dick: Well that would be-
      (Dick gets cut off by Nina)
      Nina: And if you think I wont cause a scene just because we're in a fancy restaurant, you had better think again! (Nina stands up to start making a scene. She starts yelling:)
      Because I am going to tell you exactly what I think of your sorry ass and the loser school that owns it, because I Nina Cambell am quitting!
      Dick: oh wai-
      Nina: I worked damn hard for you!
      Dick: Nina! Sit down! (pulls her down) I'm not firing you!
      Nina: You're not?
      Dick: No!
      Nina: Oh... okay... (snaps at the waiter) I'd like to change my order.

    • Dick: August? Philip? Ariana? Who are all of these people? What kind of a store did you go to?
      Sally: They're just friends we made, you should try it.
      Dick: Excuse me. Just because I have developed a relationship with one women at the expense of developing a relation with any other human on this planet does not mean that I don't have any friends!
      Sally: Name one.
      Dick: Well, I've got lots of friends.
      Harry: Who?
      Dick: Willy... Steve... and... Carpet Giant.

    • (Orca skincare guy, Philip and Harry are talking. Philip is starting to give Harry a facial)
      Philip: You really have great skin. You probably stay away from the sun.
      Harry: Well, after almost crashing into it, you learn your lesson.

    • Dick: Sally, you know fragrance is an intrigal part of the human experience. The smell of flowers in the spring time, the aroma of fresh baked apple pie.
      Harry: A beautiful sunset with pink and orange streaking the sky.
      Tommy: Harry, that's a sight, not a smell.
      Harry: Oh. I just knew it was one of those 'face hole' things.

    • August: My name's August. Don't call me Auggie.
      Tommy: My name's Tommy. Don't call me Auggie either.

    • Opening Narration: The Earth is populated by millions of beautiful women. And those that aren't beautiful have great personalities.

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