Sally says that Mary (Jane Curtin) forced her to watch an A&E Biography on Susan Saint James. Curtin and Saint James starred in the television program "Kate & Allie" in the 1980s.
Tommy: Harry, I need a ride.
Tommy: You know, I outrank you.
Harry: In that case... no, sir!
(Harry is watching "Loony Toons" and Tommy wants a ride from him)
Tommy: I'll tell you what; if the roadrunner wins this next one, you take me, but if he doesn't... I'll never ask you again.
Harry: Okay, you're on. I've seen this next scheme before and it's far too brilliant to fail twice.
Dick (to Mary):
Not in the car, not in the bar,
Not in the house, not up your blouse.
I can not touch you here or there,
I can not touch you anywhere!
This is a pun on the title of the Shakespeare comedy Much Ado About Nothing.