3rd Rock from the Sun

Dick: (on the phone) That's an awful lot of money to repair a pair of high-heeled shoes. Well, yes, I realize they're big... no, they're not mine! (Officer Don, who thinks Sally is pregnant, enters the room) Dick: Well, it's my sister's problem. Why don't you talk to her? (Dick hangs up and turns to Don) What brings you here? Officer Don: Sally's... 'problem'. Dick: Well, it's no big deal, it's just going to cost me a lot of money. Officer Don: Do you know who's responsible? Dick: Of course. Harry watched the whole thing happen. His best friend did it. Officer Don: Not Pickles? Dick: That's him. Officer Don: Oh, I knew there was something was wrong with that guy!

Mary: I think it's unfair that you demand Sally do whatever you want as if you were... king of the universe! Dick: Oh, please! We look nothing alike.