Harry: (about his pet) C'mon, I'll walk him and feed him and bathe him. (pause) Well, not bathe him.
Dick: (on the phone) That's an awful lot of money to repair a pair of high-heeled shoes. Well, yes, I realize they're big... no, they're not mine!
(Officer Don, who thinks Sally is pregnant, enters the room)
Dick: Well, it's my sister's problem. Why don't you talk to her? (Dick hangs up and turns to Don) What brings you here?
Officer Don: Sally's... 'problem'.
Dick: Well, it's no big deal, it's just going to cost me a lot of money.
Officer Don: Do you know who's responsible?
Dick: Of course. Harry watched the whole thing happen. His best friend did it.
Officer Don: Not Pickles?
Dick: That's him.
Officer Don: Oh, I knew there was something was wrong with that guy!
Mary: I think it's unfair that you demand Sally do whatever you want as if you were... king of the universe!
Dick: Oh, please! We look nothing alike.
Dick: Nina, take my car to the garage and rotate my tires.
Nina: That's not in my job description.
Dick: What is in your job description?
Dick: Okay, well, type it into your job description and get my tires rotated.
In Latin America, this episode's title was translated into "Perros Y Bebes" (dogs and babies).
Harry: (prohibited from going to find Pickles) I just remembered. I have to go to the circus.
Bill Irwin, who plays Pickles, is a graduate of the Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey's Clown College.