3rd Rock from the Sun

Season 2 Episode 21

Sensitive Dick

Aired Unknown Apr 27, 1997 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Pitman: Once Dr. Solomon told me if I liked long hair so much, I should join the circus!
      Strudwick: Were you offended by that?
      Pitman: No. More confused.

    • Tommy: Can't we go home yet?
      Don: You heard the lady.

    • Dick: Harry, you're an idiot.
      Harry: Thank you, sir. May I have another?

    • Mary: It wouldn't kill you to occasionally think of people's feelings before you speak.
      Dick: (laughs) What a bunch of crap.

    • Mary: (on the phone) Happy birthday, Dad. Of course, I remembered. How's the chest pains?
      (Dick presses the switch hook button on the phone, hanging up)
      Dick: Mary, do you think I'm insensitive?
      Mary: Dick, you just hung up on my father!
      Dick: Now don't try to change the subject.

    • Judith: We will now deliberate and return with a guilty verdict.

    • Sally: (about Tommy) You can't give him the keys, he can't drive.
      Tommy: How do you know? I've never tried it, I could be great at it.

    • Dick: (to his students) Alright people, due to your staggering ineptitude. I'm issuing the following assignment. You will write a five page letter to your parents apologising for wasting their money... and bring a stamp dammit, I'm not a post office!

    • Judith: After reviewing all the testimony, the disciplinary committee unanimously votes to admonish Dr. Solomon.
      Dick: What does that mean?
      Judith: You're officially admonished.
      Dick: Does that come with a pay cut?
      Judith: No, but if there's another violation, you will be censured.
      Dick: Does that come with a pay cut?
      Judith: No, but if that fails to stop you, you will be sanctioned, which means a thirty day suspension.
      Dick: With pay?
      Judith: Yes, with pay.
      Dick: Well, that sounds pretty good. Could I be sanctioned right now?
      Judith: No, we're adjourned.

    • Dick: (to Judith) I don't need sensitivity training... you strident, power-mad tart!

    • Sensitivity Instructor: Hooray, for personal growth! Today we're going to learn how to breath, how to listen and how to say 'I have a personality disorder.'
      Dick: Bite me.
      Sensitivity Instructor: Dick, I hear you. Can you hear me?
      Dick: Yes, you're the annoying guy in the unitard.
      Sensitivity Instructor: Dick... labels disable.

    • Mrs. Dubcek: You remember my daughter Vicki, don't ya?
      Harry: Sure. I put a turkey carcass on my head and had sex with her on your kitchen table.
      Mrs. Dubcek: That's my little girl!

  • Notes

    • In Latin America, this episode's title was translated into "El Sensible Dick", which is an exact translation.

  • Allusions