Sally: Don, you know what we should do tonight?
Don: Yes... but what were you thinking?
Nina: I'm having my wisdom teeth removed.
Dick: Well, wouldn't it make more sense to have extra ones installed?
Mary: (in a very bad British accent) Hello, I am Dr. Mary Albright and I'm proud to be a member of the Pendleton faculty.
Judith: Whoa, what's with the accent?
Mary: (dropping the accent) What accent? This is my formal speaking voice — always has been.
Judith: I'm sorry.
Mary: (very bad British accent) Hello, I am Dr. Mary Albright and I'm proud-
Pitman: Whoa, whoa, what's with the accent?
Mary: (dropping the accent) Why does everyone keep asking me that?
Judith: The Lady Albright hath no accent.
Mary: I can understand why they cut you, you were sabotaging the whole production. But me?
Dick: Yes, how dare they cut the bloody Queen of England!
(Harry left twenty dollars under Nina's pillow as payment from the Tooth Fairy for the four wisdom teeth she lost. Just as they're about to have sex, Nina finds the money)
Nina: What's this?
Harry: Oh, you weren't supposed to find that until tomorrow morning.
Nina: You left me twenty bucks?
Harry: Well, yeah, that's the going rate, isn't it?
Nina: 'Going rate'?!
Harry: Yeah, five bucks a pop; that seems pretty reasonable to me.
Nina: Dr. Solomon's just as bizarre as Harry and he's completely self-centered.
Mary: Oh, please.
(Dick enters the room)
Dick: Behold the glory that is me!
Harry: (to Nina) Don't worry Nina, I won't let anyone else hurt you.
Dentist: Don't forget about your appointment on Friday, Nina.
Harry: Until Friday.
The title is a pun on The Tooth Fairy, the legendary fictious character usually associated with children.